The Greatest Pirate of Them All

by James McVann

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Jolly Slother

Don't ever offer to "show someone your One-Eyed Willie" 

Wear this shirt: to confound your over-literal paleontological friends.

Don't wear this shirt: while standing atop the mizzenmast, or other vessels may think you are a nostalgic pirate. 

Launder this shirt when: it starts to smell all goonie. 

This shirt can also: be cut off at the midriff for easy Truffle-Shuffle access.

Someone who doesn't get the reference might think: Shirt.Woot needs to hire a new skull-drawing artist. 

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL:  6.4” x 12.56”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  5.09” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): White

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Pullover Hoodie

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
6.4” x 12.56”

Pantone Color(s): White

Hoodie Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 5.09” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): White

Tote Color: Black

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 45.335s
First Sucker:
paryb
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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The Greatest Pirate of Them All by James McVann
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