The Invasion Readiness Shirt

by Waynem

$15.00 + free shipping

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Welcome!

So you’re going to be conquered.

Congratulations!

As you welcome your merciless new ruler, be sure to keep a few things in mind:

Did you get the cake? Every despot loves cake.

Make sure your new overlord has a ride home from the airport. Don’t be afraid to splurge a little. Go for the sedan!

Don’t be desperate. There’s a difference between subservience and desperation. It’s a fine line that any good sycophant should understand.

Paper plates! Otherwise you’ll have to eat the cake by hand.

Overlording is hard work! Your new ruler has a busy and stressful job. Offer the occasional massage or human sacrifice. It’s a thoughtful touch that’ll go a long way!

Incorporate tokens from home. It’s likely that your lifelong new commander will feel homesick from time to time. Add a few touches of their past throughout the home and office to help him/her/it/them/glorb feel completely at ease. Souvenirs like postcards, mugs, and bloodied femur bones will give the new master a real sense of belonging. :)

Enjoy your new overseer!

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 13.5” x 19 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 10” x 14” 
K6-K4: 7.1” x 10”

 

Pantone Color(s):
1365c - 1655c - 1795c - 201c - 195c - 5185c 

Shirt Color: Cranberry

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5" x 11"

Pantone Color(s): 
1365c - 1655c - 1795c - 201c - 195c - 5185c

Tote Color: Navy

Features:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 5.550s
First Sucker:
kylemaki
Last Wooter to Woot:
schofe19

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Invasion Readiness Shirt by Waynem
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