The Last Day

by cmdixon2

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Cranberry
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This Is The Most Depressing Shirt We’ve Ever Sold

1st place in Derby #99: The Sun, with 1185 votes!

How did you guys vote for this? Did you just misunderstand? Did you think it was the last moments of a dramatic battle between a giant space orange and an heroic man and his dog? Because if that’s what a thousand of you thought, we can understand why you voted for this.

But that’s not a space orange. That’s the Sun, breaking apart. We’re not sure how plasma breaks like that but it apparently does. And that means the end of everything. The cute squirrels, the happy birds, the darling little kittens, the whiny fanatics who hate squirrels, birds and kitties, everything. It’s all gone, all of it, right after the moment captured on this shirt.

What’s wrong with you people? Too much playing video games, if you ask us. Your mother was right.

Wear this shirt: while your band is performing Sunny. It’ll be a nice contrast. Music is all about contrast.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you really did vote for the giant space orange. You were probably looking forward to today and we ruined it for you by explaining it. We’re sorry.

This shirt tells the world: “Welp…”

We call this color: In About An Hour From Now No One Will Be Left To Cranberry The Dead

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 108C - 151C- 1665C - 1795C - 7427C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
Lesurgo
Last Wooter to Woot:
necrocircus

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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The Last Day by cmdixon2
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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