The Lurker

by Willy Piva

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Nature provides for itself. What would the hippo be without that little bird that cleans his teeth? Or the clownfish, without the anemones that keep her safe? Or the web, without the silent majority who really just enjoy watching everyone else?

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise: you are performing an important service. You are the reason those camgirls feel validated. You are the reason that the tree made a sound in the woods. Are you aware how much of the universe is thought to be non-contributing dark matter?

This shirt was designed by: Willy Piva, part of the Black Rock Collective. Knowing is half the battle.

Wear this shirt: when you go to a party and stand in a corner with a drink, maybe nodding along to the music and occasionally smiling at someone who makes eye contact but passes without talking.

Don’t wear this shirt: when hunting, unless it is covered by a regulation safety vest. Otherwise you could wind up as the ultimate lurker.

This shirt tells the world: ”                                               ”

We call this color: I Know Olive Those People From The Internet, But They Probably Wouldn’t Know Me

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Features

Pantone Colors:
BlackC - 602C - 462C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
HowardTheDuck
Last Wooter to Woot:
crasian09

Purchaser Experience

  • 13% first woot
  • 13% second woot
  • 34% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 16% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Lurker by Willy Piva
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