The Modems

by fishbiscuit5

$11.00$14.00

Printed to order

Ships in 1-2 business days.

Navy
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 07 - Jul 12
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 05
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1st place in Derby #580: Computers and Technology!

hello, i am your old modem. remember how much fun we used to have? remember how you begged your mother to hurry and hang up so you could use me? remember how you breathlessly waited for me to connect so you could hear a fuzzy male voice cheerfully announce “you’ve got mail?” we made a great team. i’m a toaster now. your bagel is ready.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 3.779s
First Sucker:
theazman
Last Wooter to Woot:
arcgarcia

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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The Modems by fishbiscuit5
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