The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer

by Shirt.Woot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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Cease & (Annoyed Grunt)-sist

Need something to wear to the big premiere this weekend? Sorry, we're not offering any movie-related t-shirts here. But we will sell you this fetching little frock, featuring a humorously negative commentary on its own unimaginative design and dubious legality. Whether you're insulting your customers at the comic store, bulldozing a burlesque house, or speeding to your doom aboard a runaway monorail, you can finally stop wearing the same outfit every Sunday night.

This shirt was designed by: one of our flesh bags in Sector 7-G.

Wear this shirt to: see that new movie. You know, the one where Catherine Zeta-Jones plays a Manhattan power chef who adopts her adorable niece (Abigail Breslin) after a family tragedy. Can an eccentric, playful sous-chef (Aaron Eckhart) salvage this recipe for disaster? Find out this Friday!

Don't wear this shirt to: your meeting with those 20th Century Fox executives.

This shirt tells the world: "I have my own idiosyncratic, individual way of participating in mass-media hype. Take that, The Man!"

We call this color: Hair of Blue.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer by Shirt.Woot
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