The Pipe

by Naolito

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She's in a dark place.

She can see you through the screen.

"Oh, her? Well, I'm not one to gossip about the other residents of Chocolate Island, but I heard she got trapped down there. She was waiting. For her plumber.

If you put that tape in a VCR and watch it, you can see him - it's just a fraction of a second, but he's there: Hurling tortoise shells. Breaking blocks. 

You can see his brother, too, for an instant. 

They say those boys can spit fire. 

Those fellas searched everywhere for her. Sky. Sea. Desert. Racetrack.

She was always a little … different. Had a tendency to wander. She was hard to track down.

So their search continues.

And all the while, she's still waiting in that pipe. Getting awfully impatient as the hours pass. 

… Just a matter of time before she's out, my friend. And then we'd better all be careful." 

"What's a VCR?"

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL -WL: 14.00” x 8.58”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.50“ x 7.04”
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 5.51”

Pantone Color(s): 4975C - 7488C - 7738C - 7752C - 7607C - 663C

Shirt Color: Asphalt

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Pullover Hoodie

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
14.00” x 8.58”

Pantone Color(s): 4975C - 7488C - 7738C - 7752C - 7607C - 663C

Hoodie Color: Dark Heather

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 41.773s
First Sucker:
dimkaleora
Last Wooter to Woot:
fallensheep

Purchaser Experience

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  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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The Pipe by Naolito
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