The Shape of Colors to Come

by Bernardo Henning

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And The Trapezoid Is Green With Envy

So this circle, this triangle, and this square are walking down the street.

“I’m feeling blue,” the triangle says.

“What’s your point?” the circle says.

“These puns make me see red,” the square says.

“Ah, don’t be such a square,” the triangle says.

“I am as God made me, sir,” the square says.

“You don’t look angry to me,” the circle says.

“You’re smiling,” the triangle says.

“Um, uh, yeah, well, the artist is from the Southern Hemisphere so, uh, colors are backwards down there,” the square says.

“But I’m saying ‘blue’ and I look bummed out,” the triangle says.

“I’m done arguing, unless it’s with my fists. Anybody wanna try me? Come on, give me an excuse,” the square says.

“I’m too yellow,” the circle says.

Wear this shirt: to cover all the angles! Haw Haw!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re out of shape! Haw Haw!

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not just a two-dimensional polygon.”

We call this color: Heather Gray Has No Emotional Connotation That We Know Of.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black -White - 101C- 485C - 299C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s
First Sucker:
sourpatch
Last Wooter to Woot:
philhj4

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Shape of Colors to Come by Bernardo Henning
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