The Snowflakes are Whiter on the Other Side

by crunchybitesized

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Frustraty The Snowman

Eternal life in a glittering prison – or a brilliant moment of freedom before you melt away forever? Such is the snowman’s choice.

3rd place in Derby #75: Cabin Fever, with 613 votes!

The irony could’ve killed him, if the boredom didn’t get him first. Here he was, a “snowman” in a “snow globe” full of “snow”, and he’d never touched real snow in his life. He’d never know how it feels on his plastic skin. He’d never construct a stalwart snow fort, or whiz a lethal snowball through the air, or catch the lacy flakes on his tongue. All he could do was watch it fall. And wonder. And wish someone would come by and shake his globe, just so he could pretend for a moment that a blizzard raged around him as powerful as the one inside him.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant crunchybitesized, whose name is only accurate to those with very large mouths.

Wear this shirt: with that old silk hat you found.

Don’t wear this shirt: to prison. It’ll either bum you out or get you shivved.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m trapped in a globe I never made.”

We call this color: Cold Navy.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 10C- Cool Gray 5C- Cool Gray 1C- 4725C - 2716C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
HunyBunny
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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The Snowflakes are Whiter on the Other Side by crunchybitesized
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