The Stuffed Dragon

by JackMartin

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I Heard This Place Is Hot

THE STUFFED DRAGON - “Dim lighting,” a “dank interior” and the “strong odor of sulfur” mar the dining experience at this “deadly” downtown spot. Few repeat visitors, as patrons report “surprise and horror” at discovering what’s on the menu, and typically leave in the form of
“dragon poop.”

This shirt was designed by: JackMartin, who slew not the creature with a mighty swordstroke, but lampooned it savagely with his pen!

Wear this shirt: to Ponderosa steakhouse, truly the belly of the commercial culinary beast.

Don’t wear this shirt: to our office – the receptionist’s dad was eaten by a dragon. It’s just not something a person gets to the point where she can joke about it.

This shirt tells the world: “Sometimes you eat the wyrm; sometimes the wyrm eats you.”

We call this color: Get In Ma Kelly Belly

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC -White - 1215C - 464C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.000s
First Sucker:
dominickd3
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Stuffed Dragon by JackMartin
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.