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They launched a ruthless campaign to destroy the ambiguities and nuances of human language. Complex emotions and concepts were brutally reduced to moronic acronyms. The shades of human joy were compressed into LOL or ROFL. Surprise, shock, irritation, excitement? All subsumed into OMG. Thousands of years of human expression, eradicated in a few keystrokes. And you know what the worst part was? We helped.
Wear this shirt: when you go back in time to pre-emptively eradicate the scourge of textspeak.
Don’t wear this shirt: into the time machine. It won’t make it.
This shirt tells the world: “You still don’t get it, do you? He’ll text her! That’s what he does! It’s all he does! OMFG STFU!”
We call this color: Liquid Asphalt.
Pantone Colors:
2975C - 302C-
1655C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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