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The Thing That Scoots

by Monsieur Pimpant

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 4 - Apr 6
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 1 - Apr 3
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Apr 9 - Apr 11
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Scooter Enthusiasts Meet Lots Of Innnteresting People

What has two wheels, pink hair, and a low risk of retinal damage from ultraviolet radiation? No, this isn’t a joke; we’re just talkin’ about the funky motor-scooterin’ skunk-ape on today’s shirt. All you world-weary wookies and sad-sack sasquatches beware—there’s a new bushy biped in town, and from now on things are going to be a little different around here. For one thing, expect a longer wait to see the colorist at your salon.

This shirt was designed by: Monsieur Pimpant, a French student in the illustration section. A selection of his scribblings is online at monsieur-pimpant.blogspot.com.

Wear this shirt: to the scooter meet.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a picnic. A picnic? Man, you are too square.

This shirt tells the world: “I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, et cetera.”

We call this color: Smooth Stretch Of Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Thing That Scoots by Monsieur Pimpant
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.