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It’s a grind, damn right it’s a grind. Slaving away in the ice quarry, your tail in hock to the company store, slowly dying from white lung disease – it’s a hard life. And all so Old Man Fairbanks can add another diamond-topped waddling stick to his collection. But you mark my words. One day we proletarian penguins are gonna say “We’re cold as hell and we’re not gonna take it anymore!” We’ll flap our mighty winglets and throw the parasites off our backs. Then none of us’ll ever go without fish ever again.
This shirt was designed by: perennial Derby winner and noted penguin fancier James Cho.
Wear this shirt: next time you visit Antarctica with Robin Leach.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re going to be hanging out with Mr. Peanut. He might think you’re calling him a penguin, a mortal insult in peanut culture.
This shirt tells the world: “The rich get richer, and the cold get colder.”
We call this color: Baby Blue Ice.
Pantone Colors:
- 5425C - 7545C - Cool Gray 1C - Black 6C - 158C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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