Thesaurus

by Jason Newman

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Baby Blue
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“Neat?” “Good?” “Awesome?”

That’s not very clever, girl.

“What’s their growth rate?”

They’re lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal: deadly, baleful, dangerous, deathly, destructive, fatal, malignant, pernicious, mortiferous-

“I get it.”

I’ve hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move…it’s astonishing, bewildering, impressive, stupefying, dumbfounding, staggering-

“Okay, okay. Are they fast for a biped?”

Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if they ever got out into the open, absconded, bailed out, bolted, cut and run, decamped, fled, played hooky-

“Yeah, I see your meaning.”

They’re astonishing jumpers.

”...”

What?

“Well? Aren’t you going to leap into a succession of synonyms for “astonishing?”

I already did that one.

“Ugh, fine. Do they show intelligence?”

They show extraordinary intelligence.

”...”

No, I feel like “astonishing” covers that, too. Anyway, when the big one came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one…when she looks at you, you can tell she’s working things out, percolating, mulling over, musing, ruminating, speculating, deliberating, chewing over-

“Holy CRAP I cannot wait for you to get eaten.”

Wear this shirt: If you want to strike up a conversation with your English teacher.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you already get picked on for being brainy.

This shirt tells the world:SHOOT HER! BLAST HER! UNLEASH A BARRAGE UPON HER! FIRE ON HER! LET FLY YOUR BULLETS IN HER DIRECTION! PULL THE TRIGGER WHILE AIMING YOUR FIREARM AT HER! MURDER HER!”

We call this color: Something More Creative Than Just “Baby Blue”  

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Features

Pantone Colors:
600C - 559C - 556C - 5545C - 463C - 161C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
spy4phun
Last Wooter to Woot:
MoeTheCat

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Thesaurus by Jason Newman
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