They’re too Short
by Radscoolian
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Rexy, the short-armed T-Rex
Had some very tiny arms
But if you ever saw him
He would cause you bodily harm
All of the other dinos
Used to laugh and call him names
They never knew ol’ Rexy
Would chase them down and eat their brains
Then one muggy Friday eve
‘Fore the Paleogene
Rexy with his tiny arms
Ate them all like Lucky Charms
Then how the dinos feared him
As they shouted out with terror
Rexy the short-armed T-Rex
You have made us see our error!
Wear this shirt: To the Museum of Natural History.
Don’t wear this shirt: If your arms don’t make it out of the sleeves.
This shirt tells the world: “Yes, I do still have dinosaur sheets on my bed. How’d you guess?”
We call this color: Tyrannosaurs slate any meat they could find.
Pantone Colors:
372C - 7522C - 638C - 7494C - Cool Grey 11C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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