Things Waiting in the Darkness

by toby8915

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Undertones!

2nd Place in Derby #304: White On Black, with 192 votes!

Did you know that an anagram of Doctor Who is Dow Hoorct? Which is the first word of the stock market thing combined with the past-tense verb form of hookah. So what does that mean? Um, isn't it obvious?!

Clearly Doctor Who is making a statement about our financial system. Its assertion: the whole stock market is nothing but smoke and mirrors, dreamed up by some quacks who think they can dupe the American people. 

Well done, Doctor Who! We, the American, people applaud your takedown of our so-called economy! 

Wait, Doctor Who is British? Honestly, I've never watched it.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL - WL: 12.13” x 11.09”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  10” x 9.14”
K6 - K4:  8.75” x 8.00”

Pantone Colors:  White

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Specifications
American Apparel
Specifications
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In:
    USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 48.664s
First Sucker:
michaeljmorella
Last Wooter to Woot:
gregmys

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Things Waiting in the Darkness by toby8915
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