This Shirt

by redghia69

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Angular Placement

Third Place in Derby #53: Double-Take Derby #2, with 595 votes!

You’re not the kind of person who would be at a place like this at this time of night. And you’d normally never wear a Woot shirt. You show up every once in a while to demand more shirts for grown-ups, then fade back into your mature, beige life. You really showed us.

But then this shirt appears. Elegant forms, restrained colors, painterly brushstrokes. Your moderate, tasteful sensibilities start tingling. You could see yourself wearing this, doing mature things with your mature associates, adulthood oozing from every pore. At last, you’ve found a Woot shirt that will coordinate well with your sensible, grown-up wardrobe.

Or you could go buy a shirt with buttons and a collar, like real grown-ups wear.

This shirt was designed by: redghia69, who presumably owns a red 1969 Karmann Ghia, which makes us wonder why he or she bothers with the Derby scrum. Shouldn’t you be zooming down some cliffside road in the French Riviera, redghia69?

Wear this shirt: when your “Co-Ed Naked Competitive Eating” shirt is at the dry cleaner.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a gift shop at an art museum. The security guards will think you stole it.

This shirt tells the world: “Nature would be prettier if it were a lot more geometric.”

We call this color: this cream.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
4975C - 1255C - 7403C 5825C - 2726C - 27C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 50% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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This Shirt by redghia69
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.