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Thorny Issue

by Inkbrush

$15.00
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Style Is My Broadsword

Check it, fantasy geeks: just because you’re pretending you live in the Middle Ages doesn’t mean your look has to be outdated.

Check it, fantasy geeks: just because you’re pretending you live in the Middle Ages doesn’t mean your look has to be outdated.

It's time for a fashion revolution to sweep the sword 'n' sorcery world. Just picture medieval Mods tangling with orc Rockers on cobblestoned backstreets. Imagine the sound of amped-up elfin guitars rocking to a magickal backbeat. A taste for wizards and battleaxes isn’t a life sentence to slovenliness. Chop off the ponytail, ditch the clunky, unflattering armor, and get hip to the now – or at least, the “now” of forty years ago. Hey, it’s an improvement.

Wear this shirt: when you’re riding your enchanted Vespa to the final confrontation at the Dark, Dread Castle of Unhip Evil.

Don’t wear this shirt: while filking. It doesn’t deserve that kind of degradation.

This shirt tells the world: “W-w-w-warlocks try to put us d-d-d-down.”

We call this color: Cranberry Vine.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Warm Red C- 186C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 32.000s
First Sucker:
Gosecondmile
Last Wooter to Woot:
tcwise439

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3 or more

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Thorny Issue by Inkbrush
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.