Treacherous Waters

by Diamond Jimmy Cho

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Down At The Ol’ Fishin’ HOLY %$#!@

1st place winner in Derby #39: Motion, with 1154 votes!

I tell ya, that thing was fifty yards long if it was an inch. Swear to God. And feisty, too. I battled him for, oh, musta been two, three hours. Hardest two, three hours of my life. Lotta fight in that fish. Gotta respect that. Huge teeth, too. I guess I’m lucky I didn’t wind up on his dinner plate. In the end, the damn thing busted my line and swam off like he never broke a sweat. But I think he’ll remember, as well as a fish can remember anything. I guess it’s for the best. If I’d landed him, he’da probably broken the pier.

This shirt was designed by: Diamond Jimmy Cho, whose record in this arena remains unequalled. The Tycoon of Ice and Duck Hunt are merely the latest in his string of silkscreened triumphs. We don’t know what “Excelsior” means, exactly, but we still feel compelled to say it here. Excelsior!

Wear this shirt: under a knapsack with a diagonal strap running from your left shoulder to your right hip. It’ll frame the design nicely.

Don’t wear this shirt: around fishermen, unless you’ve got time to hear all about the big ones they almost caught.

This shirt tells the world: “There shall come a time when the fisher becomes the fished.”

We call this color: Royal Bluefin.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- 2707C - 279C - 653C - 281C - 3955C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Treacherous Waters by Diamond Jimmy Cho
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