TSAnta Claus

by Adam Koford a.k.a. Ape Lad

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Do Not Probe Until X-Mas

Unbelievable. I’ve been flying over 150 years and now I have to prove I’m not a terrorist? What was it, the beard?

The indignity of it all, that’s what gets me. I’m revered the world over. I get more fan mail than bin Laden and Obama combined. And I have to open up and spread ‘em for some rent-a-cop like I’m the grand poobah of al-Grincha. Some might call that fair; I call it naughty.

Whoa there, pal. Easy with that particular package, OK? If anything happens to it I don’t think even my elves could make another one.

Wear this shirt: through TSA screening this travel season for extra intimate holiday fun!

Don’t wear this shirt: through one of those body scanners. Then everybody will see Santa naked.

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, Virginia, there’s more to it than the term ‘pat-down’ implies.”

We call this color: Threat Level Greensleeves.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7508C - 428C - 1788C - 2925C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 35.000s
First Sucker:
Ley22
Last Wooter to Woot:
jtshea

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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TSAnta Claus by Adam Koford a.k.a. Ape Lad
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