Turtle Trouble

by wakho

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Turtle Fact Saturday

#2
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

2nd Place in Derby #365: 10K, Round 3: Pop Culture Mash-Ups, with 300 votes!

Arm Yourself with these Fun Facts about Turtles & Tortoises!

- Soviets launched a tortoise into space on their Zond 5 probe. They did this because tortoises are actually native to the moon.

- Turtles are one of a number of species possessing a cloaca. That’s a Latin word meaning “fancy cape.”

- A baby turtle is called a "churtle."

- Sometimes they fall in love with footwear. Like. IN LOVE with footwear.

- Juvenile Western Painted turtles can live in a frozen state and thaw out just fine. Plus, they come in their own bowl, so it’s really handy.

- Canadian turtles don’t understand sarcasm.

- They're technically shellfish.

- Some species of aquatic turtles have the ability to absorb oxygen and insults through their skin.

- A group of turtles is called a “Snowden.”

- Turtles experience guilt. That’s why you shouldn’t ridicule them for mounting your footwear.

- Turtles lack vital spatial reasoning and cannot parallel park.

- The Leathery Turtle can weigh 1500 lbs. It is not uncommon for the Norse to use them as sofas.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14” x 5.2“
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 11” x 4.1”
K6 - K4: 9” x 3.4”

Pantone Colors: White - 603c - 464c - 485c - 361c - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.776s
First Sucker:
ionionion
Last Wooter to Woot:
wehttamclark

Purchaser Experience

  • 20% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 17% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Turtle Trouble by wakho
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