Two Fish Who Are Red And Blue

by ramyb

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He Wasn’t A Doctor, But He Played One In Books

1st place in Derby #72: Book Titles Re-Interpreted, with 1421 votes!

The two fish soared, exultant, free. Free from their two-dimensional prison. A mad genius had given them life, and they were grateful. They would always miss the children. But now they looked real. Now they swirled in real waters, breathed through real gills, felt the startling surge of the sea against their own real scales. And they didn’t have to rhyme with anything except each other.

This shirt was designed by: Derby entrant ramyb, fishmonger to the stars.

Wear this shirt: to the afterlife. If Old Man Geisel gets wind of what we’re up to, he might haunt us.

Don’t wear this shirt: with your oversized red-and-white-striped plush stovepipe hat. Because you shouldn’t be wearing that stupid thing at all.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t tell fish stories, I read them.”

We call this color: Have A Snack With Mr. Black.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
310C - 285C - 1795C- 1807C - 7461C - 5477C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Two Fish Who Are Red And Blue by ramyb
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