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Types of Captains

by Radscoolian

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O Captain! My Captain!

1st Place in Derby #346: On The Grid, with 308 votes!

O Captain! My Captain! our ongoing mission is done;
The ship has weather'd every plot, the Romulan war is won;
The end is near, this show so dear, the proton torpedoes shot,
We've replicated a final meal, the tea so grey and hot:
But O light! light! light! light! 
Not five as they said,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Living a lifetime in his head.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the yells;
Rise up—for you the Union Jack is flung—for you the Ressikan flute trills;
For you energy ribbon'd wreaths—for you the Borg's a-coming;
For you they call, Locutus, their cyborg faces turning;
Here captain! dear Jean-Luc!
The pips beneath his head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've gone through again and again.
My Captain does not answer, the phaser set to kill;
Jean-Luc does not make it so, no impulse power nor will;
The ship is split, saucer and drive, its voyage closed and done;
From warp-10 trip, Galaxy-Class ship, seventeen-oh-one;
Exult, O spin-offs, and ring, O reboots!
But I, too old for new tricks,
Watch the show my Captain plies,
Streaming on Netflix.

 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12.43” x 18”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  9.67” x 14”
K6-K4:  6.91” x 10”

Pantone Colors: 7525C - 7522C - 7410C - White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 36.446s
First Sucker:
BlackShield
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 13% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 4% bought 2
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Types of Captains by Radscoolian
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