Unatomy

by Ben Pierce

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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A Dream Is A Lie Your Mind Tells

"Where's my shirt? That weird one? Oh, yeah, it's in the closet." Then he fell into and out of the infinite closet simultaneously. Somewhere down the hallway, a universe collapsed. This haunting grotesk strikes at us on a sub-civilized level. We'll never be the same.

This shirt was designed by: St. Louis artist, illustrator, shirt designer, and  "active b-boy/reformed graffiti artist" Ben Pierce. He's also a onetime teenage skatepunk and member of a breakdance troupe who works as creative director at a small publishing house, making him cooler than us in at least six different ways. Email him for further details.

Wear this shirt: to bed at night. It'll keep your dreams interesting and disturb home invaders into submission.

Don't wear this shirt: inside-out. Then nobody can see the design.

This shirt tells the world: "I prefer apparel that offers a surreal commentary on the human condition, and coordinates well with my brown corduroy blazer."

We call this color: Lucid Cream.




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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 14% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
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Unatomy by Ben Pierce
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