Under Northern Lights

by spiritgreen

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Aurora Bored-ealis

#21
...of 26 tees in
the Reckoning

1st Place in Derby #344: Purple, with 319 votes!

Greg the existentially depressed electron came hurtling out of the sun's cornea at 400 kilometers per second and wondered, "What does it matter? Why am I here?" Greg had only existed as a free charged subatomic particle for a matter of milliseconds, but it seemed like an eternity. 

"I'm just going to shoot into the vastness of space and disappear," Greg thought, furrowing his brow. "Nobody will ever know I existed. My presence or absence does not matter in any way imaginable. I'm nothing." 

But Greg did not shoot into the vastness of space. He got caught in the electromagnetic pull of the Earth (a small rocky thing) and tugged towards one of its poles. "Oh great." Greg thought. "I'm just going to crash into this planet and get sucked into an ionized oxygen molecule. That's even worse." 

Greg did plummet into the Earth's "northern" pole, sending out a nearly infinitesimal ray of greenish light. A man standing near the pole looked up into the cold air and saw the tiny ray -- Greg's ray -- mixed with millions and billions of similar rays, and smiled. 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  14.34” x 19.25” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  7.45” x 10”

Pantone Colors:
- White- 2695C - 252C - 266C - 3375C - 37479C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.996s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
bluejester

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 20% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 47% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

4%
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Woots by State

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Under Northern Lights by spiritgreen
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