Unicorn Spotting

by spiritgreen

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Fake creatures deserve fake facts.

7 things you might not know about unicorns:

  1. Despite looking like horses, unicorns actually belong to the snake family.
  2. A lot artisanal ice cream shops have a unicorn in the back so they can get the shape of their waffle cones just right.
  3. The unicorn's primary food source is the unibrowed human. 
  4. Unicorns are colorblind, so all those images of unicorns and rainbows are really demeaning and insensitive. 
  5. Unicorns have really sharp vision and concentration. Not one unicorn has ever lost that whole "which cup is the bean under" game.
  6. There is no word for "cliff" in the unicorn language because there are no physical cliffs in the unicorn's native country. That's why, whenever you say, "Oh man, the last episode ended with such a cliffhanger," your unicorn friend will be like, "A what now? Like what you put your shirts on?"
  7. To unicorns, salt tastes sweet, which sounds fun but then when you think about it, unicorns have never truly experienced what soft pretzels taste like. 

Do you know some rare facts about unicorns? Post 'em in the comments! 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14” x 16.1”  
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 12.6 
K6-K4: 8.5” x 9.8”

Pantone Colors:
White - 428c - 128c - 7570c - 7418c - 7463c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 2.449s
First Sucker:
djtrex
Last Wooter to Woot:
inedausername

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Unicorn Spotting by spiritgreen
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