Unstealthiest Ninja: Demon

by DoOomcat

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well that's just great

Gonna get worse before it gets better.

Todd, we need to talk about your performance. First, I want you to know I hate that we’re having this conversation on the phone. Ordinarily I’d do this in person.

You’re a super great guy, Todd. But to say you’ve demonstrated a real lack of growth on your missions would be an understatement. Your accidental releasing of the demon yesterday cost us weeks of revenue, and also Jeff is dead. You really flubbed Project: Octopus a few months ago. During Operation: Bamboo Frenzy, you blew our cover AND got mauled by a panda. Dragon husbandry was a disaster. Heck, you even obliterated our Q4 objectives last year and ruined our holiday party.

No, no, don’t start up with that ‘employee stealthing program’ business. We put you through the orientation six times.

Todd, I’m going to be candid with you: I don’t know if you’re cut out to be a ninja. I think this is gonna have to be the last -

Your uncle? No, I didn’t know he was a member of -

Ok, fair enough. Keep up the good work, Todd.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 7.669s
First Sucker:
neodriftout
Last Wooter to Woot:
Biscuitninja

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 92% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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