Unstealthiest Ninja II

by dooomcat

$15.00
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Maybe You’re Not Cut Out For This

1st place in Derby #230: Winter Redux, with 1232 votes!

Um… hello? Guys? Master sent me out to… guys? GUYS? You’re not still mad at me, are you?

I just feel like my little accident with the fire was the sort of thing that could have happened to anybody. I was just having a bad day. You guys understand that, don’t you? Don’t you? Guys? If you’re saying something I can’t hear you over the howl of the icy wind!

Aw, come on. Can’t we all just forget about it and be friends again? Please?

Guys? Did you go back without me?

Wear this shirt: because you’ve seen how he ends in fire, now see how he ends in ice. It’s very poetic, you see.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it reminds you of the end of Scarface.

This shirt tells the world: “Winter is com- oh, really? You can trademark stuff like that? Even if it’s about the weather?”

We call this color: The Sound Of Cold Silver Blades Unsheathed

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 2707C - 536C - 534C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 21.000s
First Sucker:
dcroe05
Last Wooter to Woot:
cperry2

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Unstealthiest Ninja II by dooomcat
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.