All of the mis-adventures of our favorite Unstealthiest Ninja in one place!

by DoOomcat

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It is getting so hot, we're gonna have Shirt-Off.

Wait, you said a Shirt.Woot-OFF? You didn't say, "Take your shirt off"? Oh my, this is so embarrassing! But you can understand the mistake, right? After all, they both involve the word "shirt" and the word "off." I mean, you don't just go around saying those two words without a guy taking his shirt off once in a while, am I right?

Why are my pants off? Well, I mean, if I'm taking my shirt off... C'mon!

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

Launched into Fame and Infamy:

  • Unstealthiest Ninja I launched March 4, 2011
  • Unstealthiest Ninja II launched December 23, 2011
  • Unstealthiest Ninja III launched June 11, 2012
  • Unstealthiest Ninja IV launched April 16, 2013

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Shirt Color:

  • Unstealthiest Ninja I: BLACK
  • Unstealthiest Ninja II: SILVER
  • Unstealthiest Ninja III: NAVY
  • Unstealthiest Ninja IV: ROYAL BLUE

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
20m 45.331s
First Sucker:
lunadust12
Last Wooter to Woot:
gkaminag

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Unstealthiest Ninjas by DoOomcat
$10.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
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