UpgraDead

by Jimiyo!

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Uh-Oh, Zoombies

It’s a well-established fright-flick convention: The baddies are supposed to be slow and lumbering. Everybody from Frankenstein’s monster to Jason adheres to this rule, pursuing their victims at an un-rapid but inexorable pace, grimly plodding after them as they run, run and stumble, scramble up the stairs, then collapse, exhausted, in some really poorly-chosen hiding place and hope their wheezing and panting doesn’t give them away. THAT’S HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK.

Now all of a sudden here come these zoombies, zipping right up to people on their swift, silent Segway scooters before anybody has a chance hardly to scream. It makes a mockery of our traditions—and, frankly, strips all the dignity away from the experience of being torn apart and devoured by the undead. Corpses these days!

This shirt was designed by: The one, the only (as far as we’re concerned) Jimiyo! In addition to being a shirt.woot fave, the Yo man’s a finalist for DBH’s gigantic All-Time Greatest Shirt prize, or something. Whatever it is, we strongly urge you to go vote for him.

Wear this shirt: as a warning to those who might happen upon your remains, that they might avoid the same fate.

Don’t wear this shirt: into the mouldy grave; you’ll get it all gross.

This shirt tells the world: “I Could Really Go For A Bite Of Dean Kamen’s Imaginative Braaaaaiins”

We call this color: Black From The Grave

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 6 - 485C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
thejakeyl88
Last Wooter to Woot:
misha103

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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UpgraDead by Jimiyo!
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.