USA 2145

by Damiendone

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Sima Qian Has A Posse

Third Place in Derby #15, with 433 votes!

Life in 2145 shouldn’t be that different. Sure, the Dalai Lama won’t be on the New York Times Bestseller list, but you’ll be able to get movies on DVD before they even hit theaters. There will be a whole chapter in school textbooks about the building of the railroads. And think of how nice it will be when the streets are overrun with pandas and fireworks! You won’t really be able to openly protest governmental decisions, but let’s be honest, they already kinda took that one from us anyway.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member Damiendone, who thought it up while listening to Elvis Costello’s cover of “Little Red Book”. Well done, Damiendone!

Wear this shirt: to the annual mustard-tasting festival at the local Communist Party headquarters. It’s always a blast, they get really drunk and start to think that man can own property. The look on their faces the next day…

Don’t wear this shirt: to a gun range in Alabama. At least, not yet...

This shirt tells the world:Ni Hao Ma are the only three words of Chinese I know.”

We call this color: Grad Student Yellow.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC - 109C - 48C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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USA 2145 by Damiendone
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