VOTE YES ON NO

by Luke Wisner

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Proposition Y/N

Look, it’s perfectly simple. I’ll go over it again.

This election, there’s a No on Yes, a Yes on Yes, a Yes on No, and a No on No. Although I respect that some people believe that Yes will do more for them than No, I have to say that No is the opinion that I’m willing to endorse. So if you’re voting Yes, I hope you’ll choose No on Yes instead of Yes on Yes, as Yes on Yes is completely anathema to my way of thinking.

However, No on No is practically as bad as Yes on Yes. I mean, if you’re going to vote No on No, why even be involved with No? Why not just go completely over to Yes and vote Yes on Yes? Because, when you really examine it, really get in there and grind out the issues, Yes on No is the only sane choice in this whole crazy situation.

Look, if there was a Maybe, sure, I’d vote that. But there’s not a Maybe, is there? And those people pretending to be Maybes? You know they’re going to march up and vote Yes on Yes like the sheeple they are. That’s why I’m a staunch Yes on No, and why you should be as well. It’s just that simple.

Wear this shirt: if your last name is Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe, Banks, Kaye, Squire, White, Moraz, Downes, Horn, Sherwood or Khoroshev or Rabin. We’d also like a photo, if you don’t mind.

Don’t wear this shirt: on opposite day. It might cause seizures.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m against not being for being against it!”

We call this color: Bald White Men (Like The Founding Fathers Intended)

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Features

Pantone Colors:
032C - 2728C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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VOTE YES ON NO by Luke Wisner
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