2nd Place in Derby 33: (Lyrics Illustrated) with 615 votes!

Well, it’s come to this. All those people who spend their day on the Internet asking when someone will make a realistic Little Lulu that captures the true darkness of a Depression era childhood have gotten their wish. They took over comic books, they redefined Alice in Wonderland, Alan Moore did that crazy porno about Peter Pan and The Wizard of Oz, and today we get to hammer the last nail in the coffin of youth with this, an updated Little Bunny Foo Foo, now forever portrayed as some crazy Moon Knight of the meadow. No more innocence anywhere. We hope you’re happy. We really hope you’re happy.

This shirt was designed by: sokowa, who is finishing up a sixty page pamphlet about how Little Bunny Foo Foo is like Lucifer standing up to the dogmatism of the Good Fairy and fulfilling the Prometho-libertarian dream of being a self-sufficient individual who refuses to bow to the system. Also, there’s apple brown betty in the oven! Mmm-MMM!

Wear this shirt: if you’re the kind of person who makes “air quotes” when you talk. People will think you’re about to act out the story and they’ll pay attention.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re going to be experimenting on field mice in the dissection lab. It’s just not good to be that involved in your work.

This shirt tells the world: “Why, yes, I HAVE seen every episode of The Simpsons, thank you for asking!”

We call this color: Black, like society, which we are reflecting and commenting on as though we were simultaneously mirror and judge

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