War and Peace

by collinvh

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"'Sup, Mars."

"Hey, Earth. How’s it going? You look pretty crummy."

"Oh, you know. Just hanging in there. Centuries of combat is really wreaking havoc on my mantle. And my crust? Done for."

“Aw, it can’t be all bad. At least you have that flora and fauna. I had bacteria once or twice. That was pretty special."

"Stick with the microorganisms, Mars. Trust me."

“What’s the problem with intelligent life?"

“Oh, nothing. Not when it’s flowers and foxes and fish. But the humans? Hateful beasts, all of ‘em. You should see what they do to each other."

"Sorry, dude. Anything you can do about it?"

"Not really. My guess is they’ll just continue to abuse me until I’m no good to them any longer."

“What then?"

“Errr ... yeah, forgot to mention … you might be getting some visitors."

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14.1” x 19.125” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 10.7” x 14.5” 
K6-K4: 7.4” 10” 

Pantone Colors: White - 109c - 660c - 484c - 424c - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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