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I’m all for admitting this day’s nothing but an orgy of raw commercialism at this point, really I am. And I’m definitely pro-secular winter holidays. But “Kevin, the Winter Solstice Turtle who brings you savory exotic meats?” Really?
Why not an amoeba who damages your brain to instill holiday cheer?
I’m just saying if we’re going to randomly create spokes-creatures for the holidays, we should go all out. We could also try making them look like actual animals.
Wear this shirt: Under some layers. It’s getting chilly!
Don’t wear this shirt: Where people can see it.
This shirt tells the world: “Those sullen eyes remind me of Uncle Pete’s first Christmas after the divorce when we found him passed out under the tree.”
We call this color: Royal Blue Christmas
Pantone Colors:
White - 123C - 032C - 376C - 7483C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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