We are the Knights Who Say… Ni!

by thatrobert

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I don’t get it.

2nd place in Derby #176: Famous Movie Quotes Reinterpreted, with 664 votes!

I appreciate you “letting me in” or whatever you want to call this, but I still don’t get what the big deal is about this movie. It’s dumb and it’s silly but not in a fun way. So does everyone else know they’re not actually riding horses?

What’s so funny about mispronouncing the word “knight?” Ugh, fart joke? I thought you said this was cerebral humor? They definitely wouldn’t have a hand grenade back then; the technology didn’t exist. Oh my god that rabbit looks so fake it’s ridiculous. What was the budget for this, poor?

You owe me one for this. You know that, right? We are SO watching Amandla! after this.

Wear this shirt: Wherever geeks, dorks, or neckbeards congregate.

Don’t wear this shirt: To the Renaissance Fair. They’re gonna hate you for not wearing armor or a corset or an armored corset.

This shirt tells the world: “I eat Spam. A lot.”

We call this color: Black Knight with a Flesh Wound

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Features

Pantone Colors:
032C - 451C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
Mistknight
Last Wooter to Woot:
gamer243

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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We are the Knights Who Say… Ni! by thatrobert
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