We're all Mad Here

by walmazan

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Smile

2nd Place in Derby #330: Classic Literature, with 322 votes!

I bet you were confused when you first saw this. Nothing but several instances of the word smile strewn about the page, no words connecting them? you thought, "that must be some sort of mistake. Some sort of glitch in the system. Why else would smile randomly appear where there should be a write-up?"

It's not a bad notion, either. After all, technology is often known for its ability to fail in new and exciting ways. But it is also capable of amazing things, things that will blow your mind and make you smile. Oftentimes, the surprises are things that make us smile the most, like this. I hope that this makes you smile.

And yes, mostly this is just for fun. You write about a cat whose body whole body, aside from hissmile, disappears, and you make all the words except for smile disappear? Yuk, yuk, yuk, right? But it's about more than that. After all, a smile is the most important thing a face can do. A smile means comfort, it means you don't have to worry. Everything's fine. Have you ever seen the forehead or the cheeks pull of something as expressive and calming as a nice smile? I sure haven't.

What I'm getting at here is that the smile is the undoubtedly the greatest facial expression of all time, so c'mon: let's see some more of them.

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Features

Design Placement: centered

Design Size:
X3X - M, WXL-WL:  11.33” x 6.81“
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 5. 40”​

Pantone Colors: Yellow 0131C, 7423C, 7447C, 7449C, 5743C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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We're all Mad Here by walmazan
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