Westside Witch

by Phil Jones (aka Murraymullet)

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West Side Is The Best Side

Ain’t no party like a flying monkey party ‘cause a flying monkey party don’t stop.

Who does this little upstart “D-Gale” think she is, rollin’ up into my ‘hood and droppin’ houses all over the place? And then to disrespect me and mine by thievin’ my sister’s shoes? Lil’ Kansas betta recognize, fo’ real.

I’ma have to let her know sumpin’. We got beef now. She wanna roll with Glinda and the Lollipop Guild? She wanna live the life of a true Emerald City playa? She better come correct with her skillz then, and I’m not talkin’ about heel-clickin’. Does she actually think that MC Strawman, DJ Tin, and The Cowardly L.I.O.N. are gonna back her up in a battle with me? She better hope I get caught in a rainstorm then. My rhymes are like whirlwinds, you heard? Ain’t nobody in all of OZ that can step to me. Believe DAT.

Wear this shirt: somewhere over the rainbow.

Don’t wear this shirt: near water.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dawg, too.”

We call this color: Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Black Curtain

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 3945C - 367C- 7489C - Cool Gray 11C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 48.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
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Westside Witch by Phil Jones (aka Murraymullet)
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