What Kitty?

by Shawn Conn

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Baby Blue
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Sometimes little monsters do things they shouldn’t. It’s not because they mean to hurt you. They really didn’t. But monsters have trouble with consequences. They see something now and it’s so wonderful and cute and they try to say no, but they can’t. And then they have to hide what they’ve done. But they don’t want to hide it. They want the world to know, they want to get caught. It’s a cry for help, you see, a cry to the world that something is wrong, that something is missing, something they don’t know how to ask for. That’s the trouble with little monsters. All you can do is teach them the best way you can, and maybe tell them they have to use their own money for cats.

This shirt was designed by: Shawn Conn, who also has a shirt at Design by Humans called Blackbird’s Attackin’ in the Dead ‘O’ Night. And don’t you lecture us about those apostrophes because that’s the title. If you don’t believe us go and look.

Wear this shirt: when you’re sent to your room without supper and you plan on doing a lot of stomping.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re explaining how your bank’s financial decisions led directly to the teetering housing market that could be shattering the world’s economy and contributing to the global food shortages and yet you don’t feel there should be governmental regulations put into place to make sure you are properly punished for what you have done. That’s probably a good day to bust out the power tie.

This shirt tells the world: “Cat, no cat, look, why can’t we just teach the controversy?”

We call this color: If You Don’t Learn Responsibility When You Are Young You Will Grow Up To Be A Spoiled Self Centered Big Ol’Baby Blue

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
- BlackC - 646C - 411C - 408C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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What Kitty? by Shawn Conn
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