What, me paranoid?
by riffmaster18
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“Hey, Chuck. Good to see you again.”
“What do you mean?”
“Just that it’s good to see you.”
“Yeah, but ‘again’? What does that mean?”
“Well, I’ve seen you before…”
“And it wasn’t so good that time?”
“No, it-”
“So it wasn’t?”
“That’s not what I meant. Stop putting words in my mouth.”
“Is that something I do a lot? Is that why it wasn’t good to see me last time?”
“You know what, man? I take it back. I take it all back.”
Wear this shirt: While watching that Loose Change movie.
Don’t wear this shirt: Around any actually paranoid people. They’ll obviously assume you’re mocking them.
This shirt tells the world: “What’s THAT supposed to mean?”
We call this color: Oh and I suppose it’s all MY asphalt.
Pantone Colors:
White - 144C - 367C - 368C - 363C - 4975C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
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