What, me paranoid?

by riffmaster18

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What do you mean by that?

2nd place in Derby #251: Personality Defects Illustrated, with 590 votes!

“Hey, Chuck. Good to see you again.”

“What do you mean?”

“Just that it’s good to see you.”

“Yeah, but ‘again’? What does that mean?”

“Well, I’ve seen you before…”

“And it wasn’t so good that time?”

“No, it-”

“So it wasn’t?”

“That’s not what I meant. Stop putting words in my mouth.”

“Is that something I do a lot? Is that why it wasn’t good to see me last time?”

“You know what, man? I take it back. I take it all back.”

Wear this shirt: While watching that Loose Change movie.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around any actually paranoid people. They’ll obviously assume you’re mocking them.

This shirt tells the world: “What’s THAT supposed to mean?”

We call this color: Oh and I suppose it’s all MY asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 144C - 367C - 368C - 363C - 4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 20% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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What, me paranoid? by riffmaster18
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