When Asteroids Strike

by Aled Lewis

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Four O’Clock! Rock!

“What’s this, daddy?”

“This is a very special place, sweetheart. This is the Hall of the Unknown Second Man.”

“What’s a Second Man, daddy?”

“A Second Man is a hero, honey. He’s that guy that stands between the time you’ve never played before and the moment you’re scared you don’t have another quarter. A Second Man is the one who rescues your Galaga fighter. A Second Man is the one who starts the next level after you missed a tiny bit of a Tempest spike. A Second Man is your chance to pick up that gear your first man dropped when he got caught in a trap.”

“Who’s that, daddy?”

“That’s a statue of a great man, sweetie. He gave his life so his ship could kill an alien at the top of the screen.”

“Why?”

“Because that alien ship made an irritating noise.”

“Did he get points, daddy?”

“Yes, he did, sweetie. Yes, he did.”

Wear this shirt: if you need a little space.

Don’t wear this shirt: between Mars and Jupiter. It’s bad luck.

This shirt tells the world: “Armageddon one’a dese!”

We call this color: Charlie, If You Hear Anything That Sounds Like “Beware, I Live”, You Fire Those Afterburners And You Don’t Look Black

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 552C - 550C- Warm Red C- Cool Gray 8C- Cool Gray 11C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
roblesjesse
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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  • 34% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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