When Life Sucks

by artgirl929

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We’ve all been there.

2nd place in Derby #222: Gadgets to Enhance Everyday Life, with 547 votes!

Life should be simple. But it never is.

“Aaaah! My coffee! My pants! Nooooo!”

“Hey Steve!”
“Good, how are you?”
”...what?”

At Apple, we believe that life’s embarrassing little moments can inspire you. To end them. Forever.

“Note to self: always check the lock on the door before taking out the trash in your underwear.”

“C’mon, just close you stupid program! Don’t save changes- Wait. F*&%!”

That’s why in summer of 2012, we’re introducing our most revolutionary product ever. A product able to warp the fabric of spacetime itself and literally “undo” your mistakes. We call it the iSuck. And it’s going to change the game. Forever.

Wear this shirt: To let everyone know that you’re the kind of person who can’t be trusted.

Don’t wear this shirt: As some kind of cutesy way of apologizing to your significant other for your infidelity.

This shirt tells the world: “What do you mean, ‘I bet your parents wish they had one?’”

We call this color: UnNavy to Undo Last Action

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1495C - 138C - Cool Grey 4C - Cool Grey 7C - Cool Grey 9C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 0.000s
First Sucker:
Exile10901
Last Wooter to Woot:
rushi3311

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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When Life Sucks by artgirl929
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