Where the Wild Parties At?

by Michael C. Hsiung

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Baby Blue
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Some ugly suckas in the house tonight!

Whoa, that dude is like a monster Cockatoo

I’m taking control of this here party, y’all. I’m like the… the king… wait, what was that song? “Kings of the… ” Right, yeah, Brownville Station, dude. I love this dude. Brownsville Station, WHOO! High-five me, dude! Dude. High five. High-five me, dude. Dude.

Whoa, ouch, you never heard of a manicure I guess, hunh? Naw, I’m just playin’.

Alright, but that’s what I’m sayin’. That’s me, y’all, king of the party! Now hold up, hold up. I can see you dudes have been partying for a while already. You got it in full swing, I respect that. I can—now wait a minute, wait a minute. Yikes, look at you. You been gettin’ down pretty hard-core, aint’cha? Look at this dude, guys, this dude right here with the stringy hair. Check out his eyes, man. Dude, your eyes are straight-up yellow. They’re YELLOW, dude. That’s from hittin’ the hard stuff, right there, that’s what that’s from.

So I tell you what. I’m gonna look right into your crazy yellow eyes, dude, and not blink once, OK? You bet me? Ready? Whenever you’re ready, yellow-eyes. Man, look at you. You are a BIG sucker too, ain’t you?

AWWW, right there, you blinked! Y’all see that? You see that? BLINKED. I TOLD you all messed-up freaks—KING OF THE PARTY. Where my crown at?

Wear this shirt: to your next wild rumpus.

Don’t wear this shirt: under your wolf suit. A wolf suit is meant to be worn in direct contact with the skin.

This shirt tells the world: “I think I love you, but I want to know for sure.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Max

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 21.000s
First Sucker:
cnhampton
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Where the Wild Parties At? by Michael C. Hsiung
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