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Why Bother

by fishbiscuit5

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Kelly Green
New
Limit 15 per customer
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Size it up

2nd place in Derby #277: Caffeine, Editor's Choice!

What can I get started for you, sir?

"Yeah, could I get a trenti venti-pump raspberry pomegranate vanilla mango triple-frothed quad-buzz cracked black pepper spearmint double-black-diamond orange-ified Vatican-sanctioned marble unreliably narrated ambidextrous ship-sinking bi-wedge pork bellied high-fidelity mistletoe mocha latte, please?"

Sure thing, sir. Whip cream on that?

"No thanks! Don't want to complicate the flavor."

Wear this shirt: to that giant chain of coffee shops that shall remain nameless.

Don't wear this shirt: to your local coffee shop, where they're always talking about crazy ideas, like maybe you don't need 30 ounces of coffee?

This shirt tells the world: "I WANT MORE!!!!"

We call this color: mass kelly-green-sumption

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): 350C - 348C - 7510C - 7509C - 7541C - White 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 42.228s
First Sucker:
sfrsteel
Last Wooter to Woot:
michreyn

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Why Bother by fishbiscuit5
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.