Wingnut Conservative
by Greg Abbott
Printed to order.
Ships in 3-5 business days
Ships in 3-5 business days
Aren’t they special?
Maybe you’re not one of these elevated souls. Maybe you believe that without labels, you’d never know whether you were buying chicken soup or clam chowder. Maybe you think that “bipartisan” is a code word for “compromise”, and “compromise” is a code word for “surrender”. Maybe, to you, politics is warfare by other means, and you don’t believe in giving aid and comfort to the enemy. If this is you, time to vote with your torso.Or maybe you just want to tweak a partisan friend by slapping a silkscreened, all-cotton label on them as a gag gift. We’ll take your money either way. We’re democratic like that. (Please note the lowercase “d”.)
This shirt was designed by: John Stuart Mill and Edmund Burke.Wear this shirt: if you’ve grown tired of slapping bumper stickers across your chest.
Don’t wear this shirt: to convince anybody of anything. Nothing elevates the political discourse like a one-word slogan t-shirt. And we do mean nothing.This shirt tells the world: “I’m from the one country on Earth where red means right-wing and blue means left.”
We call this color: Bleeding-Heart Blue and Wingnut Red.
Pantone Colors:
White - 7527C - 7529C - 7531C - 7532C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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