Wizards!

by patrickspens

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Donny, No!

3rd Place in Derby #346: On The Grid, with 228 votes!

You know how Tommy was a deaf, dumb, blind pinball wizard? Well, here at Woot we have Donny; the deaf, dumb, blind copywriting wizard. Seriously, you just put him in front of a computer keyboard and he goes wild. Here, we'll have him write this write-up. Go ahead, Donny! Wait, Donny! Hold on, you're one row off! Donny? Donny?! Don't start typ-

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Okay, well, that didn't out super well. But trust us, if his hands were in the right place, that would have been awesome. 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  12” x 11.6”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  8.5” x 8.26”

Pantone Colors: White - 7696c - 7544c - 7545c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 43.557s
First Sucker:
dparcanis62
Last Wooter to Woot:
baggles9

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Wizards! by patrickspens
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