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Before the word, there was the rebus. Cave paintings? Egyptian hieroglyphics? Mayan pictograms? All just puzzles designed to tweak that remote lobe in your brain where the linguistic, visual, and logical intertwine. Now you can put the power of the rebus 2 work 4 U with this consummate nerdwear. It's retarded minus e, t, r, e, and d!
This shirt was designed by: the secretive yet approachable ToadyCo. This mysterious Brooklyn art squadron has a webbed flipper in many pies, including one of the web's most popular ecommerce podcasts. Their legs may taste like chicken, but they ain't afeared a' nothin', especially public ridicule.
Wear this shirt to: momentarily distract your assailants, assuming they are compulsive rebus-solvers.
Don't wear this shirt to: impress members of the opposite sex with your rebus proficiency. Take our word for it - it usually doesn't work.
This shirt tells the world: "It's not much, but at least I've found my purpose in life."
We call this color: Eye Heart Gray.
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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