x = pb+j

by kdeuce

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It must be peanut butter and jelly, ‘cause peanut butter and jam don’t shake like that

I’ve been searching the web for evidence documenting the existence of a Peanut Butter & Jelly song we used to sing in my neighborhood as kids. It wasn’t the classic R&B number. It wasn’t “Peanut Butter Jelly Time.” It wasn’t even “Peanut Butter and Jelly, That’s All I Put in My Belly,” the song Carvelli sang at the talent show on “Welcome Back, Kotter.”

It wasn’t the putative kiddie campfire classic performed here by a certain purple, prehistoric human rights violator either. It was kind of a mutation of this one, though. Maybe it was a regional variation? Maybe my neighbor made it up?

I guess we’ll never know.

Wear this shirt: so you always have something at hand with which you can swab the sticky residue from your face.

Don’t wear this shirt: amongst our enemies overseas, who have long coveted the secret peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich formula.

This shirt tells the world: “I was manufactured using the same equipment that may have also processed peanuts.”

We call this color: Chunky or Creme-y

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 10C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 6.000s
First Sucker:
bullthumper
Last Wooter to Woot:
bambooguy

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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x = pb+j by kdeuce
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