Xmas Is Ribs

by Shirt.Woot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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I’m Weeping With Joy To The World!!

What do you get when you combine inexplicable slang, cornball punnery, and an inside joke that’s more “inside” than “funny”? The holiday t-shirt that’s sure to have you declaring “I simply love this!” Cork soakers, star-nosed moles, and pineapple baskets alike will happily plunk down the extra five bucks to get this one in time for Christmas. If you have no idea what this paragraph or this shirt is all about, take our word for it: you’re far, far better off that way.

Wear this shirt: if every other garment you own has been lost in a burglary, fire, or laundering mishap, and you are unable to fashion crude clothing from scrap paper or animal hides.

Don’t wear this shirt: after December 25, unless you’re Eastern Orthodox, in which case you’ve got until January 6.

This shirt tells the world: “I woke up next to a dead clown!”

We call this color: What’s That Red Stuff In Your Beard?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White- 741C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s
First Sucker:
FingerTappin85
Last Wooter to Woot:
Jemon

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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Xmas Is Ribs by Shirt.Woot
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