Yay My Favorite!

by hmmxkrazee

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Go Krag-Nor, It’s Your Birthday, We’re Gonna Rampage Like It’s Your Birthday

3rd place in Derby #57: Dessert, with 479 votes!

What could be more delicious than a slab of moist birthday cake, slathered in sugary pink frosting? Only one thing: The terrified screams of your puny human victims as they run, run for their meaningless lives.

Flee, you desperate insects! Flee in abject horror from Krag-Nor, who will be your destruction! Krag-Nor, whose ears are deaf to your agonized pleas for mercy! Krag-Nor, to whom your lives are forfeit! Krag-Nor who is mighty! Krag-Nor who is terrible! Krag-Nor who is THIS MANY!

This shirt was designed by: hmmxkrazee, who’s just putting on an act to avoid prosecution, and isn’t krazee at all, in fact. Would a truly krazee user choose to put “krazee” in his or her username? Hmm?

Wear this shirt: to your own birthday party, if it’s coming up. Consider it our present to you. Which you bought. Because we’re stingy like that.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Krag-Nor’s birthday party, if you hope to live to see another dawn.

This shirt tells the world: “…and a pinch to crush the very breath from your body!”

We call this color: Cake And Ice Creme

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Features

Pantone Colors:
364C - 359C - 2365C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
serfer0
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Yay My Favorite! by hmmxkrazee
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